I hope it blows up and burns to the ground. Me: (Pulling a Ryan E.) 'That's okay, this place a Fing S-hole anyways. I wouldn't be able to miss with that forehead.'
Trust me, you would know if I threw it at you. So I tell her to check me out and toss my room key onto the top counter like I'm folding a poker hand and it slides off onto her giantic counter no where near her and I head for door. I ask for a room switch and she tells me they don't have any left which is obvly BS.
My last stay at Red Roof, I checkin with my Wawa sandwich on dinner break and have two cockroaches ready to jump on me from the ceiling. I was going to reply to previous poster who was complaining about Extended Stay to try staying at that Red Roof first then ES would look like an upgrade.
The rooms weren't that bad, it was just the crappy AC and the loud junky neighbors laying on lawns half naked. I somehow stayed at that Red Roof for years lol don't ask me how.
